Tag: Footnotes

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This is no movie, this is real

I rarely post RIPs, but I feel compelled to do so with Peter Bergman‘s death…someone that helped me feel I was…well, different. If you have not listened to Don’t Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers, I encourage you…nay, I entreat you to do so. For the record, I may be banned from chaperoning field […]

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The Great Gatsby book drive

If you’re willing to part with your copy of The Great Gatsby, please consider sending it Aaron Brame’s class in Memphis. They have been using the same copies of the book for the last four years and they could use additional and improved copies. More details can be found at Mr. Brame’s Blog (link is […]

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Childhood favorites

To commemorate HBO’s documentary Namath, I present my 4th grade class picture with me wearing his jersey. What the picture doesn’t reflect is that I was barefoot—the info board covers that detail. I refused to wear shoes to school until 5th grade (and I was lied to in order to get me to wear shoes […]

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Awkward silence

Awkward silence: an uncomfortable pause in conversation, causing tension or unpleasant feelings. Example Me: “I just found out today one of the guys at work had a prominent role in a TV show a few years ago.” Family: “Really? What show?” Me: “To Catch a Predator” awkward silence

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In place of a 2011 recap

We were finally able to announce that the company I work for is being acquired. Thanks to regulatory rules, the long nights and weekends I worked pre-acquisition are only a warm-up for the fresh hell of the next two months. Instead of a recap for the year I want to look at my recent discoveries […]